weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

troylersnumberonephan:

Only took him 2 years…

troylersnumberonephan:

Only took him 2 years…

twentyonepilotssuk:

"Gots to smuggle the uke, bro. Going to serenade a flight attendant for an extra ginger ale. I don’t even care if it’s a dude."

twentyonepilotssuk:

"Gots to smuggle the uke, bro. Going to serenade a flight attendant for an extra ginger ale. I don’t even care if it’s a dude."


Emmy Rossum leaving a party at Milk Studios (September 14, 2014)

Emmy Rossum leaving a party at Milk Studios (September 14, 2014)

"Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive."
- Hafiz (via ukaku)
quotediaryofficial:

★★★ more quotes here ★★★
malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun